If anthing gets us gals giddier than a Catholic priest with Bieber-fever around this festive period it is The Office Christmas Party, and the surrounding conversations every fouteen minutes that begin "Oh Em Gee. WHAT are you going to WEAR?"
Being both poor and vain, this is genuinely vexing. I blame it all on those bastard tories. For if the Daily Telegraph hadn't featured it so heavily, the above Pearl Lowe for Peacocks dress, RRP £35, would not have sold out. Blast! Bin bag it is.